You are wrong

“It looks like a lady’s hair on fire to me but that’s what the Byzantines thought Angels look like”

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In reference to the naked man

Pick up line. Great pick up line

TD

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Mushrooms vs dragons

He is going to crush it (a dragon) with a mushroom or a rock… I would prefer a rock… Unless the dragon likes mushrooms…”

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Just cuz you rhyme doesn’t mean…

“I sound like a rapper” BC

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Looks like a modern ad for Ed medication: you need to ready at any moment

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He has a type

Riza clearly has a type, she’s a little manly as opposed to the earlier supper fleshy kardashians esk women

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Do I offend you?

I am by no means trying to offend anyone’s Victorian sensibilities

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It could be dangerous

Take that and tell your parents what you learned… Don’t try this at home

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One of his ladies

A garment her which has a gazelle Dancing across her thunder thighs

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Ready?

Brace yourself it’s gunna be awesome

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